juelzsantanabandana:

The most obvious hint that I am getting old is I can no longer handle the brightness of any type of laptop TV or phone screen, my shit be on zero. Brightness all the way down. It’s not lit, it’s dim my guy

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cheyennecheyenne:

i wish Tumblr would stop trying to force Halsey on me

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xfiels:

Me

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cuckroach2:

this guy in my biology class sent this to me when i asked if he did the homework

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onlyblackgirl:

same

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freexcitizen:

1996hondaaccord:

victor-victorian:

enervat:

victor-victorian:

1996hondaaccord:

How to start a fight in any pub in Britain:

Say “chip cob”

what the fuck is a chip cob?

*chip butty

if you put chips in a cob it becomes a butty, everyone knows that

Ok what the fuck is a chip butty?

The wrong name for a chip cob

I am so glad George Washington told y'all to fuck of so I don’t gotta participate in whatever this BS is

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swagginsloths:

starryvision:

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artemis-the-archer:

bevsi:

#why wouldn’t you still have this on your ipod
same

This is glorious

Nickelodeon doing it right. Also liz gillies.

YOU ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN IS AND I TOLD YOU IT WAS STOP

@amararan

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felixferne:

it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers”

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