one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
[autocorrects i to I]
I am so glad I pressed play
somebody do a mix/remix with this. she gave you bars.
is that trina’s mom
Anti TMG ANTHEM!
bars whoo shit
Shots fired at tmg
Aunty got Bars!!!
(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh, via lmportant)
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
this is literally my favorite thing that has ever graced my tumblr.
"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"
parents: "let’s talk about your future"
(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via yhegg)
an emotional roller coaster from start to finish