punk-floyd:

loki-dokey:

I almost had to reach for my inhaler oh my GOD

oh my fucking gOD HAHAGA

(via thegiggles)

msjewbooty:

im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants

(via mybestfriendtv)

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

(via thesuitelifeofprozacandcody)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via thegiggles)

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

(via yaoihandjob)

(Source: kasiastress, via myzebraspots)

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

(via kittykat-elyn)

How to Ruin Rice-a-Roni: An Autobiography by me

(Source: paradisaic, via lmportant)

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

reblogging again because this is my new fav

(Source: youtube.com, via myzebraspots)

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

(via tsarcasm)