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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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euo:

glitteringgoldie:

konnichiwa. steven spielberg desu.

I HAT EHTI SVIDEO

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill

lovethyhippie:

afrobluess:

titytwochainz:

cheef-keefs-lotion:

mightymorphinlightskin:

2damnfeisty:

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

somebody do a mix/remix with this. she gave you bars.

is that trina’s mom

Anti TMG ANTHEM!

bars whoo shit

Shots fired at tmg

Aunty got Bars!!!

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macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

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i-so-pale:

this is literally my favorite thing that has ever graced my tumblr.

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foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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gameofchrons:

parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

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donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

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